Jaco playing XCOM

Some of Jaco’s choice phrases while playing XCOM this evening…

What the fuck is this electric boogaloo bullshit?
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Don’t blow up the bus!
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This is genuinely upsetting!
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*pointing at screen* You! Shoot that. WHAAAAT?! Hmph. I am dis-happy. No wait, that’s not a word.
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Oh yeah!I put like rubbery springy shit in her legs.
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*singing* Eeeeeverybody missed whyyyyyyyyyy did they miss
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*singing* You! Have gone splat. What you thiiiiink about that?! What? (realising I’m typing) Oh shit.
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This might make me a bit insane but I have the sudden urge to set these people on fire.
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You’re an arse. You can’t even run very far.